## I Tried the Best Teas for Sleep and Here’s What I Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz My speech was slurring, my tongue felt a little fuzzy, and I asked a room of my colleagues, “Why haven’t we ever discussed everyone’s favorite apple? Mine’s Winesap.” This was neither funny nor interesting. I put down my gigantic thermos of Mother’s Little Helper, a potent caffeine-free herbal tea by David’s Tea. But Mother wasn’t helping; she had me fucked up on valerian. That was the last time I tested a sleepy-time tea at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. On the one hand, an afternoon session seemed like the only way to determine the…